Mother says I have a Barbie body. I think I'm flattered.
But I'm not *that* skinny. Barbie is anorexic, and I don't have that kind of willpower. I can take five minutes to eat a chocolate, savoring the entire thing. You don't even want to KNOW about Hostess products (NOT Twinkies) and Kitkats. The lack of food is unpleasant.
And I dislike my butt. I don't know what Barbie butts look like, as I don't remember ever inspecting one. (Gross.)
Guess I shouldn't be posting these opinions of myself on the internet. You never know what kind of stalkers are out there.
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